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Old 01-21-2008, 05:32 AM
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Strong, in well shape and healthy person, with a two seater yak, to paddle my fat azz thru the Everglades, while I look and gawk and drink beer, till I can't look and gawk and drink beer.
Must do all paddling, cooking and camp duties while I do exactly as above describes.
Cmon, I am being serious here.
All replies kept secret till I announce the lucky sob.
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:52 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Strong, in well shape and healthy person </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, that leaves all of the Derelicts out right there!

Maybe Tad will drive you around in his new skiff. The two of you might max out the carrying capacity of his boat though!

If toting you around while you gawk and drink beer is the lucky winner, I'd hate like hell to hear what the losers get!!
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:03 AM
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Sounds like you need a Hobie!!!
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:53 AM
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Yep, a Hobie with it's advertised power can easily take you and your possessions on a 14 mile pedal to nearest backcountry campsite. In fact, I think you can be towed by a Hobie while you sit in your kayak or canoe drinking beer, gawking and fishing.

I wonder why there aren't more Hobie towing services offered in the Everglades That's a great business to start up!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I wonder why there aren't more Hobie towing services offered in the Everglades </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


You'll first have to get them up off the bottom before you can tow them anywhere!

Hank, you need the services of Capt. Wright!
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Old 01-21-2008, 08:08 AM
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Sounds like a job for Les and his canoe on steroids. He's somewhere near you, I believe
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Old 01-21-2008, 08:39 AM
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It's all Les's fault, that I posted this ad.
We spent an hour on the side of the hiway, dsiscussing this very same thing. Taking his skini mini and visiting the outback, for a trip.
I can't get it outta my mind since then. lol
Oh well, 4 days at Choko next month, I still got time to get in shape nd paddle my own fatazz around.

The way I figure it, the toughest part will be, judging the amounts of adult pleasures I would need to take for a outflow tide and then an inflow tide to get back. I should be able to just use the rudder this way.
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:23 AM
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Man Up Hank

Its not that bad of a paddle out to Slade Key, besides you'll be riding the tide out.

There were lots of young ladies that paddled out last year. Plus some old grumpy, fat azz, 12 samich eatin, hole jumpin, Merlot drinkin, over priced lure throwin..... just saying "You can do it!!!"

You don't want to sit on that oyster bar for 4 days again do you??

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OR, you could always invite ABS again

Just Joking Hank
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